Category: Men’s Body Language

Tiger Woods Body Language – Robot with a Penis

Tiger Woods Body Language

I’m not a huge golf fan, or even a fan at all, so pardon me for picking up on the topic of the day; that being Tiger Woods and his “transgressions.”  Without getting into all the gritty details and what I think about them, suffice it to say that I’m not impressed, I would like to talk about what Tiger Woods says with his body language.  While I am speaking with 20/20 hide-sight I have thought for sometime that Tiger Woods always reads as if he’s crying or about to cry, that on the inside he holds hurt and negative emotions.  Even when he’s playing well, his face if full of pain yet he’s oddly robotic in the way he carries himself.  Now pardon me for saying this because I’m not a golf wiz, but isn’t golf fairly simple to do if you can repeat a swing over and over again precisely?  Can machines not play better golf than people?  I’ve seen golf striking machines and they can sure hit a ball straight and far, so does that not tell us that a robotic golfer would out-compete a more emotional golfer?  Tiger Woods is the perfect blend of robot and man, able to strike a ball the same way every time, yet he fails miserably as a father and husband.

This may seem circular, but perhaps his actions and body language is emotional but what is underneath the man is unemotional, uncaring and impulsive.  We see this time and again from reports of using drugs during sex, having multiple sexual escapades and even having sex with his neighbours daughter.  Obviously Tiger has some sort of dysfunction and like I mentioned previously I have noticed this come through in the way he carries himself, expressionless, yet always seems to be moments away from crying.  Just watch this video posted below.  This is Tiger’s face through and through.  He carries himself like this all the time.  Now we know why.

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Top 13 Flirting Flops & The 20 Most Effective Ways To Impress Woman

TOP 13 FLIRTING FLOPS
Christopher Philip

The following is a list of things that have been determined to be some of the worst you can do when attempting to pick someone up.

1. Approaching too closely
2. Bad breath
3. Bad hygiene
4. Bragging
5. Disproportionate laughter
6. Drunken antics
7. Excessive flattery
8. Smoking
9. Playing dumb
10. Poor eye contact
11. Shaking hands for too long
12. Staring too much
13. Talking on a cell phone.

THE 20 MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

The following list represent the best ways to impress a woman as determined by 29 male and 27 female undergraduate students in a study by Buss in 1988.  Keep in mind when reading this list that these are ways that are perceived to be the best.  They are a matter of debate if you ask me.  Of course, it would not hurt your chances if you did all or even some of these things.

1. Displaying a good sense of humour
2. Acting sympathetic to her troubles
3. Keeping self well groomed
4. Making an effort to spend a lot of time with one woman
5. Offering to help her
6. Showering on a daily basis
7. Keeping physically fit and creating a healthy appearance
8. Exercising
9. Wearing attractive outfits
10. Washing hair everyday
11. Wearing stylish clothes
12. Going on a diet to improve figure
13. Smiling at women a lot
14. Giving encouraging glances to women
15. Bringing a woman to a nice restaurant
16. Participating in extracurricular activities to meet women
17. Touching women
18. Making up jokes to make women laugh
19. Expressing strong opinions

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